Straight haired person:  Just comb it!
Curly haired person:  

Alicia Silverstone and Stacey Dash in Clueless, 1995.

overlypolitebisexual:

in what way are women more emotional when we are taught from birth to keep it in and keep quiet, whilst men are encouraged to get angry and loud and are often praised for hurting people over the smallest of things

folkmessiah:

gonna watch some HISTORICAL FICTION gonna become EMOTIONALLY INVESTED gonna learn TRUE FACTS gonna get PUMPED gonna go to the LIBRARY

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

squidwardstentacle:

*does 5 squats* why dont i look like kim k yet

toxicwinner:

so sick of seeing so called poor people buying iPhones. Ever thought that might be a contributing factor to you being poor. perhaps next time you think spending $800 on a fancy new phone every year is a good idea you buy a house with that money. a thin sliver of a house. a house part. A door. A stack of 8 bathroom tiles. a curtain. Within like 90 years you would have a complete house idiots

valvala:

liquidie:

A Young Girl Defending Herself Against Eros, Bouguereau (1880)

fuck off you gay baby

t.